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• Welcome My Friend! Welcome To LaMachine!
• Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
• My world, and welcome to it -- Thurber.
• Welcome to my nightmare.
• Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.
• Welcome to my killfile you fucking cretin.
• You are always welcome in my territory at your own risk.
• You're a very welcome addition to my QWK mail packet.
• I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
  -- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...