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• Gas Mask must be worn within 50 foot radius of this message.
• That's solid. There, you see how much I learned. -- Vice President Dan Quayle when when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri.
  He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard....
• At times we must settle for inferior quality time.
• Beer Goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk
• The demonstrably true statements of the sciences which
  especially in recent times, have the uncomfortable inclination never to stay put, although, at any given moment they are, and must be, valid for all....
• Clothes not busy being worn are busy drying.
  -- Dylan, on laundry day -- [ singing "It's all right, ma (I'm only bleaching)" ]...
• One must do the same subject over again ten times, a hundred times.
  In art nothing must resemble an accident, not even movement. -- Edgar Dega...
• Avoid running at all times. -- Satchel Paige