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• Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
• 69 + 69 = dinner for 4.
• Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde - last word
• I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
  -- from "Cerebus" #82...
• I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY! -- Cerebus, #82
• I ain't seen my baby for 99 and one half days. -- Hendrix.
• Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
  [sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid...
• My other wife is beautiful.