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• The Marines: The few, the proud, the not very bright.
• A high-fiber breakfast is very important. Always eat your cereal before it shrinks.
  -- Mark Russell...
• CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings.
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• To teach men how to live without certainty, and yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing philosophy can still do.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
  -- Sir Thomas Beecham...
• blinkenlights /blink'*n-li:tz/ n. [common] Front-panel diagnostic lights on a computer, esp.
  a dinosaur. Now that dinosaurs are rare, this term usually refers to status lights on a modem, network hub, or the like....