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• Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.
  Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again....
• The art of government consist in taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens and giving it to another.
  -- Voltaire...
• Giving power and money to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
  -- P.J....
• Well...I have heard there's good money to be made down at the docks.
  .. doing..._favours_ for sailors... Favours? What....
• A lot of people will urge you to put some money in a bank, and in fact--within reason--this is very good advice.
  But don't go overboard. Remember, what you are doing is giving your money to someone else to hold on to, and I think that it is worth keeping in mind that the businessmen who run banks are so worried about holding on to things that they put little chains on all their pens....
• Government should spend our money like it was their own.
• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on The Waltons....
• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on "The Waltons"....