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At 34 Nobody Will Feel The Heat More Than Him.
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At 34 nobody will feel the heat more than him.
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Nair and gasoline. -- There's more than one way to skin a cat: Way #34
Most burning issues generate far more heat than light.
Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his doctor about it.
The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man that the only thing for his headaches was castration....
Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more as something to be avoided than harped upon.
Possibly the horror that Zaphod experienced at the prospect of being reunited with his deceased relatives led on to the thought that they might just feel the same way about him and, what's more, be able to do something about helping to postpone this reunion....
It IS the heat!!
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
-- Don Herold...
There's no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger. -- William Shakespeare