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• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions.
  And its current conditions are not good. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST OF TRAAL: A mind-bogglingly stupid animal.
  It assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous....
• How can I tell...that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Sirius is paved with gold So I've heard it said By nuts who then go on to say "See Tau before you're dead.
  I'll gladly take the high road Or even take the low, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I, for one, won't go....
• Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind- bogglingly big it is.
  I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space....
• How do you feel?" "Like a military academy; bits of me keep on passing out.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything as mind-bogglingly useful as the Babel fish could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON-existence of God.
  "The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing....