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• How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand the instructions.
  Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I touch this....
• I wonder what this button does? *&^(&^)#@$*&_% NO CARRIER
• I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
• Owner is a hard-to-reach person:) Yes, I finally got an answering machine.
  (To Handel's Messiah:) Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!...
• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
• Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
  -- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls.
  So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone....