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• Finman's Bargain Basement Principle: The one you want is never the one on sale.
• Irregular verbs are on sale in the bargain basement.
• Classified ad: For Sale: Man's suit, perfect fit.
• Everything is for sale; only the price is negotiable.
• The one item you want is never the one on sale. -- Finman's Principle
• The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.
• For Sale: One mind. Pristine condition - Hardly used.
• Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
  Everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!...
• Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
  After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!...