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• Well the hours are good, but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy" - Vogon guard.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• That is what you always say. -- J., The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• We are now crusing at a level of two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against and falling, and we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.
  Thank you. Two to the power of twenty thousand to one against and falling....
• I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I think someone's drunk," muttered a purple bushlike being into his wineglass.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obviou
  as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?...
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....