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• Heck I reckon you wouldn't even be human if you didn't have some pretty strong feelings about nuclear war.
  -- Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove...
• I just thought I might mosey over to the war room for a few minutes and see what's doing over there.
  -- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove...
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• This is the stupidest thing I have ever done... -- Famous Last Word
• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
  This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
• You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!
  I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...