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• I have become me without my consent.
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Q: "I'm no longer a member of the Qontinuum! My superiors have decided to punish me!
  Picard: "And punish us as well, it would seem." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
• eads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.
  ' ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out onto the balcony and _vomit_ over us....
• Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.
  As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes....
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK