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• We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
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• Every man is his own hell. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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• The egoist in the absolute sense is not the man who sacrifices others.
  He is the man who stands above the need of using others in any manner....
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Christendom is that part of the world where, if a man declare himself to be a Christian, his hearers laugh at him.
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• Every man sees in his relatives a series of grotesque caricatures of himself. -- H. L. Mencke
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)