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We Now Have Kricket Krap! -- Sign At A Garden Shop
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We now have kricket krap!
-- Sign at a garden shop
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Tyre shop sign: "We skid you no
We bring back departed soles." -- Sign in a shoe repair shop
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
-- Sign in a tailor's shop...
No muff too tough for us... -- Sign at a muffler shop
We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away. -- Sign on Antique Shop
Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS. YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED.
Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...