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• Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. -- Mark Twai
• Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twai
• Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" Mark Twai
• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or no
  but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened....
• Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
  -- Mark Twai...