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• Attention all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assumed control.
• We view things not only from different sides, but with different eyes -- we have no wish to find them alike.
  -- Pascal...
• Uh.. Apone. Collect all the magazines, we can't have any shooting in there.
  No grenades either. (they're in the middle of the Alien hive :) -- Alie...
• Before I visited this planet, we aliens knew very little about earth.
  .. the only information we had came from television signals, and due to interstellar distances, we only received channel 3 at 4...
• Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car!
• The golden rule of conduct ... is mutual toleration, seeing that we will never all think alike and we shall always see Truth in fragment and from different points of vision.
  -- Mohandas K. Gandhi...
• To all mankind -- may we never find space so vast, planets so cold, heart and mind so empty that we cannot fill them with love and warmth -- Garth, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.
  2....
• Television and film demand that people at all levels have brass balls or brass ovaries.
  Unfortunately, we live in the reign of the eunuch....
• Look, I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life.
  We face that prejudice every day of our lives......