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• The day after tomorrow we shall be in Calais. Captain, set sail for France!
  (All) Hooray! (Caption: The Day After The Day After Tomorrow) ....
• What's the First Mate's name? ...Percy. A nautical cove?
  Yes...Well, he's a sort of...wet fish. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• Since you're clearly mad as a mongoose, I'll bid you good-day. -- Edmund to Captain Rum : Potato
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a _crew_.
  Opinion is divided on the subject. ...Is it. Yes. All the other captains say it _is_....
• You refer to me as idiot, not you captain! Er, I mean..
• You courtiers...you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
  ..Better lapdogs to a slip of a girl than a ..._git_. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• K'Vada: "Well, Captain, we are at the border of the Neutral Zone.
  You mean to do this, do you?" Picard: "Yes I do." -- "Unification I", Stardate 45240.1...
• Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer the ship.
  ...The crew, my lord? ...Yes, the crew. ..._What_ crew? -- Edmund and Captain Rum : Potato...