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• How many municipal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in light bulbs....
• Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care of Themselves.
  -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service...
• The government has just completed work on a faulty missile
  nicknamed 'Civil Servant', it won't work and they can't fire it....
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.
• The government has just completed work on a missile that turned out to be a bit of a boondoggle
  icknamed "Civil Servant", it won't work and they can't fire it....
• A Difficulty for Every Solution. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
• Someone is unenthusiastic about your work...guess who?
• Hard work must have killed someone!