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• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
  -- Rudin's Law In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course....
• Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
  Rudin's Second Law: In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course....
• Murphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.
• Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time. -- Murphy's Third Law
• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• That's like talking to Vila -- a complete waste of time.... -- Avo
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Waste any more time and you won't get any older.... -- Avo