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  Troi: "I think we got their attention." -- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3...
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  Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...
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• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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