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We Were So Poor We Used To Use A Substitute For Margarine .
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We were so poor we used to use a substitute for margarine ... In school I
took algebra, history, and overcoats ... We didn't have a TV set, we used
to sit around and watch the mirror.
-- Jackie Vernon
Related:
When I was at school we used to line up four or five of his sort and use 'em as a toast rack.
-- George : Dish and Dishonesty...
My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band. -- Steven Wrigh
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We were very poor when I was a kid. I remember one winter, it snowed and I didn't have a sled.
I used to go downhill on my cousin. And you know, she wasn't bad. -- Joey Bishop...
Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted to rhetoric.
If we are really to be a great nation, we must not merely talk, we must act big....
And away we go! -- Jackie Gleaso
We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with. -- Redd Foxx
It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar.
We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them....
We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.