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What Did The Light Bulb Say To The Fuse? That's A Blow !
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What did the light bulb say to the fuse?
That's a blow !
Related:
BF: Blow Fuse
In a circuit with a fast-acting fuse, an IC will blow to protect the fuse.
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the light bulb to be changed....
How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What kind of answer did you have in mind?...
How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone....
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
How many new romantics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to say "Wow, what an amazing concept, man !...
How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....