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What Did You Do In Russia Before You Were Shot? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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What did you do in Russia before you were shot?
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx
I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
Colonel North, do you understand what we mean by the U.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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