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• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• Burns and Jackie laugh] Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!
  Burns: I -- [yelling] who told yo -- oh, ho ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that....
• I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.
  -- Voltaire (1694-1778)...
• What did the state table say to bitstring? I don't recognize you.
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
• Tony: [clearing his throat] Greetings, Homer. Home
  Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia? [walks away] Tony...
• Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage they are "Let's eat out.
• Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed.
  At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me....