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• What do guns and butter have in common? They can each kill you.
• What do Teamsters and sperm have in common? Only 1 in 1000 work.
• What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
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  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. -- Comedian Jay Leno...
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  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno...
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