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What do bunnies do at a Pagan Festival? Take notes.
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Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946....
Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ] Take five, Mrs. Feesh. [Begins playing "The Entertainer" badly] Wait, wait, I can do this....
Homer: This is great...I can finally look like I want, and not get hassled by the man!
[Apu and Jamshed ride around the family on skateboards] Apu...
Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel" festival.
By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I _am_ sleeping with her....
It does not take much strength to do things, but it requires great strength to decide on what to do.
-- Elbert Hubbard...
Learn to type and take some kind of shorthand notes.
Read everything to do with history, biography, English, art, music....
Worf, you do know what to do. Take us...uh... "Take us out of here.
Right. -- Picard and Riker, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously. -- Booth Tarkingto...