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• Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
• Q: What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? A: Is there a dog?
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
  He can't come anyway. [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette....
• A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
  -- Bob Dyla...
• When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
• Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.