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What Do Klingons Do With The Klingon Who Replaces A Bulb? Execute Him For Cowardice.
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What do Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces a bulb?
Execute him for cowardice.
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What do Klingons do with a dead bulb? Execute it for failure.
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