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What Do They Mean, School Doesn't Prepare You For Life?
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What do they mean, school doesn't prepare you for life? What better
preparation than cafeteria food to prepare you for what you will eat in
flight on almost any airline?
Related:
The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail and the more of it you do, the better your chances are.
On the other hand, if you don't, you won't, and it will be successful....
If the sight of a beautiful rainbow no longer excites you, than you had better prepare to pack it in - you are already dead.
My life is in your hands! What do you mean, OOOPS???
What do you mean, you 'formatted' the cat?
What do you mean, you 'formatted' the slave?
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
-- Mark Twai...
If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons really was a nut?