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• Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
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• What do you call a potato in orbit? A spudnik.
• What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• What do you call a JAP on waterbed? A cherry float.