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• Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? -- Odo
• Data: "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth.
  ..water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection....
• Poor android, who's behavior do you find more perplexing?
  Human or Kling on? At the moment, I would find it difficult to choose....
• Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: "What else is there?" Data: "A wide variety of items.
  The replicator can make anything you desire." Q: "How do I know what I desire?...
• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Raw Data: A naked android.