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What Do You Think You're Rescuing Me From? My Shipmates And I Have All Taken Wives.
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What do you think you're rescuing me from? My shipmates and I have all
taken wives. A few even have children. You can't rescue a man from a
place that he calls his home.
-- Ramsey, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
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