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• What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our country.
  Nice try anyway, George." -- D.J. on KSFO/KYA...
• Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
• George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
  The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....
• There is a great deal of unmapped country within us which would have to be taken into account in an explanation of our gusts and storms.
  George Elio...
• We inherit nothing truly, but what our actions make us worthy of. -- George Chapma
• Our Constitution ... gives to bigotry no sanction. -- George Washingto
• Our dignity is not in what we do, but in what we understand. -- George Santayana