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What Happened To You? You Look Like Either You Were Hit By A Fast Truck Or Had A Hot Date With Roseanne!
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What happened to you? You look like either you were hit by a fast truck or
had a hot date with Roseanne!
Related:
Good gun control is when you hit what you were aiming at.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Bart: Those Shelbyville kids think they're so hot, but you know what?
They're not. Milhouse: I really agree with you on this one, Bart....
Can you imagine what it would be like if there had been ``look and feel'' lawsuits over automobiles?
-- Mark Diekhans (markd@sco.com)...
If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it.
Yugo: YUGO fast--You hit a tree--YUGO through the window!
Where were you when the ship hit the sand?
What do you look like when you aren't visualizing anything?
YOU look like an elephant!