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What happens if you .ARC de Triumphe?
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Q. What's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?
A. Noah's Ark was made of wood; Joan of Arc was Maid of Orleans....
Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley...
Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley, in "Reader's Digest", 1956...
A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.
-- Edward de Bono...
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
Anananay: what happens when you start spelling "banana" and don't stop.
Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.
Limbaugh: What happens when you feed a hog after midnight.