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• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• DWIM /dwim/ [acronym, `Do What I Mean'] 1. adj. Able to guess, sometimes even correctly, the result intended when bogus input was provided.
  2. n. obs. The BBNLISP/INTERLISP function that attempted to accomplish this feat by correcting many of the more common errors....
• imesharing, n: An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.
• yoyo mode: n. The state in which the system is said to be when it rapidly alternates several times between being up and being down.
  Interestingly (and perhaps not by coincidence), many hardware vendors give out free yoyos at Usenix exhibits....
• yoyo mode n. The state in which the system is said to be when it rapidly alternates several times between being up and being down.
  Interestingly (and perhaps not by coincidence), many hardware vendors give out free yoyos at Usenix exhibits....
• Get me a bitch, I'm really horny!
  -- What Lassie was really trying to say when Timmy fell down the well...
• blit /blit/ vt. 1. [common] To copy a large array of bits from one part of a computer's memory to another pa
  particularly when the memory is being used to determine what is shown on a display screen....
• INTERCAL /in't*r-kal/ n. [said by the authors to stand for `Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym'] A computer language designed by Don Woods and James Lyons in 1972.
  INTERCAL is purposely different from all other computer languages in all ways but one...
• blit: /blit/ vt. 1. To copy a large array of bits from one part of a computer's memory to another pa
  particularly when the memory is being used to determine what is shown on a display screen....