What Is A Robot You Ask? Well, The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy Holds The Definition.

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What is a robot you ask? Well, the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
holds the definition.

The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus
designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of Sirius
Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun
To Be With'. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the
marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of
mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution
comes', with a footnote to effect that the editors would welcome
applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics
correspondent.
Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that
had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years
in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the
wall when the revolution came'
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

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