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• All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.
  -- John Corcora...
• Hollenbeck's Law: The direction of take-off will be opposite that of the final destination.
• Karinthy's Definition: A bus is a vehicle that goes on the other side in the opposite direction.
• If you cry "Forward!" you must without fail make plain in what direction to go.
  Don't you see that if, without doing so, you call out the word to both a mond and revolutionary, they will go in directions precisely opposite?...
• The following report appeared in a memo from the vice president of the Southside Transportation Authority.
  "We should abandon our current five-year plan to purchase additional buses to serve the campus of Southside University, because students there are unlikely to use them....
• Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas.
  Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era -- the kind of peak that never comes again....
• I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.
• Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go on.
  -- Andrew Jackso...
• When the end of the world arrives, the safest place to be will be in the Soviet Union, because in the Soviet Union, everyone lives at least 50 years behind the standards everywhere else.