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At Least In Prison You Look Forward To Getting Out. -- Liste
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At least in prison you look forward to getting out.
-- Lister
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Don't look forward to the day you are going to stop suffering and getting frustrated, since when it comes, you are dead!
You look forward to a dull evening
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red...
May you be strong enough to endure prison without getting sick, God forbid.
Look out! Behind you!
Convict: No weapons? Lister: No weapons. [they advance on the gangway] Convic
(pulling out a knife) I lied. Lister: So did I. (Smiles as he whips out a steel pipe) Convic...
A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinne...