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• The ideal gift for the girl who has everything: Penicillin.
• PENICILLIN -- what you give the man who has everything.
• For the man who has everything... Penicillin. -- F. Borqui
• What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin. -- Jerry Leste
• This man, I say, is most perfect who shall have understood everything for himself, after having devised what may be best afterward and unto the end.
  -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 293...
• A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
  As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling....
• he guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along? -- Hear about...
• Hear about... the guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along?
• The man who has everything should be quarantined.