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• McEnroe was asked recently whether he preferred grass or astro-turf to which he replied.
  .. "I don't know. I've never smoked astro-turf!...
• Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
  I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....
• I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I want to be so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Did I SELL OUT yet?? -- Zippy the Pinhead