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• Usefulness is inversely proportional to reputation for being useful. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
• MANIAC There are many people in our everyday society who
  had they been born a few hundred years ago in an area with a feudal system of administration, would have fulfilled their inner wishes to be Genghis Kahn....
• Say what you want about President Richard Nixon. How many people do you know who could get elected President when no one voted for them.
  Ever run on to anyone who admitted voting for Richard Nixon?...
• zeroth /zee'rohth/ adj. First. Among software designers, comes from C's and LISP's 0-based indexing of arrays.
  Hardware people also tend to start counting at 0 instead of 1...
• zeroth: /zee'rohth/ adj. First. Among software designers, comes from C's and LISP's 0-based indexing of arrays.
  Hardware people also tend to start counting at 0 instead of 1...
• Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
• An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are captured by cannibals.
  The leader of the tribe comes up to them and says, "Even though you are about to killed, your deaths will not be in vain....
• MARK, MARKY I don't know what it is about these people who not only have first and surnames starting with the same letters, but also have the nerve to get famous with those names.
  I guess their parents were all alliteration enthusiasts....
• For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness. With respect sir, you cannot.
  I am asked to give up the very lifeblood of my mother and my father to those who murdered them....