Atomic Theory: A Mythological Explanation Of The Nature Of Matter, First Proposed By The Ancient Greeks, And Now Thoroughly Discredited By Modern Computer Simulation.

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Atomic Theory: A mythological explanation of the nature of matter,
first proposed by the ancient Greeks, and now
thoroughly discredited by modern computer simulation.
Attempts to verify the theory by modern computer
simulation have failed. Instead, it has been
demonstrated repeatedly that computer outputs depend
upon the color of the programmer's eyes, or occasionally
upon the month of his or her birth. This apparent
astrological connection, at last, vindicates the
alchemist's view of astrology as the mother of all
science.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary

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