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"What's hard is simple,
What's natural, comes hard.
Maybe you could show me,
How to let go,
Lower my guard,
Learn to be....free.
Maybe if you whistle...
Whistle for me."
-- Stephen Sondheim, ANYONE CAN WHISTLE
Related:
Maybe you should just learn to use this. [hands Lisa a whistle] If there's a war, just blow on it, and I'll come help you.
-- Rangemaster at military school, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpso...
Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
You have to give the electorate a tune they can whistle. -- Enoch Powell
0061 Can you whistle a telephone number? -- from THE HACKER TEST
Never whistle while you FTP. -- Jalb
Never Whistle While You Pee. -- Hagbard Celine
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...