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• Q: What's the difference between hard and dark? A: It stays dark all night.
• Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
• The Irish believe that fairies are extremely fond of good wine.
  The proof of the assertion is that in the olden days royalty would leave a keg of wine out for them at night....
• All sins cast long shadows. Irish Proverb
• Waiter: So what's it going to be, me little buck-o?
  Bart: A-huh-ha-hmm, let's see... [examines the menu] This evening I shall go for the....
• Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One more drunk.
• Old Age? That's when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.
• You tell 'em Moon, You're out all night.