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• It is amusing for someone accustomed to the traffic in New York to hear residents of places like Houston and Atlanta complain about congestion on the highways.
  Imagine, in rush hour they have to slow down to 35 miles an hour! -- Barry Bruce-Brigg...
• Rush hour: that hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.
• So slow he has to speed up to stop.
• Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
  5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
• What goes down must come up.
• And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
• What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
  Murphy's Law applied to Newton's....
• End rush-hour traffic now! Legalize vehicular weaponry.
• Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
  [the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...