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• What has a head, but can't think? A match
• What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry!
• What is a croquette but hash that has come to a head? -- Irvin S. Cobb
• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....
• Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.
• What is all white, has fifty legs, 34 teeth and an IQ of 23? A Ku Klux Klan Chapte
• What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
• My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes.
  Actually they were impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty. -- Dick Cave...
• The function of the intellectual has always been confined, in the main, to embellishing the bored existence of the bourgeoisie, to consoling the rich in the trivial troubles of their life.
  The intelligentsia was the nurse of the capitalist class....