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• The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
  Cats take a message and get back to you....
• Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.
• Home is the place you grow up in and want to leave, only to get a little older and grow fond of coming back to.
• What cats hear when we talk to them: " ".
• Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. -- Mary Bly
• Two working-class expressions that seem to be creeping upwards are
  Baby needs changing," as though you were fed up with her already, and "I've potted Sharon," as though she were a shiny red billiard ball....
• Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
  -- Bill Vaugh...
• What's this? A cat hair, can't leave home without them!