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What Was I To Do, Take Away Your Only Hope?
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What was I to do, take away your only hope? I took the liberty of
bullshitting you.
You lied to me.
I didn't lie. I just bullshitted.
-- The Blues Brothers
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What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
-- Nietzsche...
What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
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The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
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If you say no, my brother and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week.
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