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What We Need Is A Pizza Door And A Beer Door.
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What we need is a Pizza Door and a Beer Door.
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Varsh: That's not Alzarius. Romana: No, it's still Gallifrey.
If the Doctor's theory's right we'll need a local image translator to see what's out there....
What is a woman's favorite out-door sport? Shopping.
The door is the key.
When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
-- Alexander Graham Bell...
Amy: "Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close.
And that doesn't even make sense....
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
Hmmm... the sign on the door says, AIRLOCK. I wonder what's inside.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash